TO THE RIVER

if you don't come to this year's island party, then you're truly missing out.



call me for details if you somehow aren't in the know, the more the merrier.

HUMAN

HOUSEHOLD TIPS #1

a while ago i read about this method of cleaning your bearings, and i swear by it.

you will need:
Windex (any window cleaner will do)
a water bottle with the top cut off
and a microwave

step 1: cut the top off the water bottle and dump your bearings in there

step 2: put enough windex in there so the bearings are covered, not alot is needed

step 3: stick the bottle in the microwave and microwave it for 30 second intervals, as it will get hot and foam up quickly. i usually do that 6 times, making for 3 minutes total in the microwave

Step 4: take the bottle out of the microwave, and dump the windex out. then lay the bearings out on a paper towell - BE CAREFUL THOSE SHITS ARE GONNA BE HOT

Step 5: hand clean them a little bit, and put them in some wheels. they will roll just as good as new, and will not rust.

FEW NUGGETS

where it belonged

CHOMP ON THIS

REDA

this slipped under the cracks in my NYC post

GUID BAR

DISTINGUISHED

Justin Kenneth Schantz

NYC PART 2

i woke up at 6 AM due to too much red bull from the night before, my heart was racing like ricky bobby

i creeped on all the cool shit that was in brandy's house

i hope she never sees this because she'll think i'm fucking nuts

all the boys were asleep

but not mike. he sleeps with one eye open

fast forward to sunday:

right now bubba's at bonnaroo, feeling pretty psychadelic

oh and bubba's DFL

here was my view of manny mania with wes

on top of the sketchiest fence ever

there was a 40 percent chance that thing was coming down, and we were gonna end up between that wall and the fence after getting the shit cut out of us on the way down

muska was there with hipster bitches, he caught me talking pictures of him and i felt like a twat. this is the best i could do


you're probably wondering where the photos of bank to the banks, and bobby worrest's shoe party are. well, they don't exist, because i don't carry my camera with me all the time. go to the other skate sites for that bullshit. i do wish i had a photo of mike emery talking to mike mo about farts.

NYC PART 1

went up to NYC for back to the banks this past weekend with luke and bubba

stayed with nicki and her roomate emily

nicki was so hyped on her new laptop

luke was our guide most of the weekend, he knows his way around NYC fo sho

DDP

we arrived at our destination: the 5Boro 13th anniversary party at the red bull space

every 5boro board ever was hung

open bar = this looking as fuzzy to me as it did for my camera

wes and mike couldnt get in, so we left and took the party to a local bar Enid's

there was some weird party going on there too, and we were out after maybe a half hour

we wound up staying with Mike's friend Brandy, who had the sickest apartment, and we played Seinfeld scene it

more to come...

SLIM AND NONE

life's been hectic lately, so this has been slow



best i got is this photo of zoey. maybe i'll actually use my camera in NYC this weekend.

but maybe not.

WHY IS GMAIL STILL IN BETA

DON'T BE A VICTIM

i couldn't believe i was really reading this

welp

WRONG NUMBER

hey colbert, i need your number again homie hahaaha

OPRAH HOOKED IT UP

Tired of only having 4 of those KFC coupons per computer you print them from? Whitey Blackman was already runnin' short yesterday from the looks of it!

No problem, Here's 3 of them you can print at will. Make sure to download the large size and print that.

They were taken from the PDF file that was originally on the website, they took it down for these easily printable reasons, and replaced it with that program that only lets you get 4.

I don't even love KFC, but there's 2 things I don't argue with:
A) Oprah
B) A free meal

Looks like we're all eating free till May 19th. Good luck staying skinny

WED SAVES LIVS

one of the perks of being able to walk now means that i can hit Leesport flea market every wednesday morning.

easily the highlight is the post-session sausage, double egg and cheese sandwich at mulligans grill

and get a drink to wash it down

THOSE WHO KNOW...

J Mascis

FOOT UPDATE

Got my cast off today:



And aside from just my ankle feeling really weak, my foot feels pretty good. one of the best things about getting a cast off is being able to just go nuts with a washcloth and get all that dead skin off. So satisfying.

Hopefully in the beginning of June I'll be able to skate.

BUBBA IS THE MINDFREAK

Bubba gave me permission to host up Artsy Mindfreak for those who have never seen it, or want a copy of it:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=W3SQWAJA

Click it, enter in the code, and wait 45 seconds, and you've got it.